Amidst recent controversy the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department is testing out several new mottos to update the old IPD motto, Integrity, Pride, Dedication.IMPD...
1. Locked and Loaded
2. Taking a Bite Out of Crime and Washing it Down with a JagerBomb
3. To Protect and Get Some Swerve-on
4. Pride, Dedication, Cheese Fries
5. We Booze, You Lose
6. Yeeeeeeee-Haaaaaw
7. Cops Dart Drive Smart
8. You Called 911, But it’s Five O’Clock Somewhere
9. Blaze and Taze
10. Kick’n Ass & Drink’n Beer, Since 1821
11. IMPD = I’m Patrolling Drunk
12. Over the Limit, Under Arrest, Just Kidding
13. To Protect and Serve...BOOZE
14. The Right Tools for the Job
15. Shooting Whiskey, Not Citizens
Reporting by The Indianapoliser Investigative Action Team
