Serious news by serious newsicians.
The editorial staff of The Indianpoliser works very hard to bring you the latest breaking national and local news, when we are sober. But it should be noted the content of The Indianapoliser is purely satirical and should not be taken seriously.
If you have any questions, comments or complaints about our content please write them down on an index card and shove it up your ass.
If you would like to contribute to the The Indianapoliser we welcome submissions, but reserve the right to butcher whatever garbage you send and take complete credit for it. And please, if you plan to make a submission your content should not contain vulgar, chauvinist, or inappropriate material. Just kidding - we like where your head is. Hurry up and send it our way.